It won’t be turdy, er, I mean, tardy this year. My little friend Laura just couldn’t wait to give me a present. She has been snickering about it for the last week. This morning, Laura called me up to come down to her desk to help her. There she was, snickering away as our friend Erika came around the corner with a wrapped box. My gift? A “Toilet Mug” filled with little chocolate covered turd pretzels!