I took this photo in the parking lot at work the other day. The car belongs to a guy working as a contract employee. When I asked him about the plates, he explained that his last name is Long and when he filled out the application for vanity plates, he jokingly put “Schlong” down as one of the five choices, thinking the censors would just laugh at it. It was the one they gave to him. He has had soccer moms pull up next to him and, while leaning across their 12 year old daughter, stick her finger in and out of her cheek. The guy has a lot of stories. It’s no wonder that his wife will not drive the car.
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That’s pretty funny. And awesome.
Seriously?! SOCCER MOMS?! I would probably look at that, giggle a bit, and never give it another thoughts. I’m surprised he kept it, though!!
The guy has had the plates for close to 25 years. I didn’t believe it when I saw a license plate, right in my face as I left work, that said SCHLONG.
25 YEARS?!?!?! Wow. Well, he’s committed at this point.
If his SCHLONG has survived this long, more power to him.
Ba-dum-dum-clink. That was bad.
Thank you. Thank you very much. It pricks my heart when my humor touches your… soul.
haha! I don’t believe him, he hoped they would make it.
You know, I watched his expression as he told me the story. I do believe you are correct!
What a pity we are not allowed that kind of fun here! I like that guy! LOL
And here my wife winced when I wanted to get St. Louis Cardinals floor mats for my car. Maybe I should go for SCHLONG plates instead?
I can only imagine her reaction to that, LOL! That might be more than just wincing!
Sounds like a SCHLONG is definitely in order for your wife.
Yep. Right up side the head.