Talk About Vanity Plates.....

I took this photo in the parking lot at work the other day. The car belongs to a guy working as a contract employee. When I asked him about the plates, he explained that his last name is Long and when he filled out the application for vanity plates, he jokingly put “Schlong” down as one of the five choices, thinking the censors would just laugh at it. It was the one they gave to him. He has had soccer moms pull up next to him and, while leaning across their 12 year old daughter, stick her finger in and out of her cheek. The guy has a lot of stories. It’s no wonder that his wife will not drive the car.