It is my extreme pleasure, as agent and handler, to announce the noted book critic Nicholas H. Sheltie has awarded the 2014 Dookie of Distinction to fresh out of the cat box author Ned Hickson for his newly released book “Humor At The Speed Of Life”. Nick contemplates every award carefully in my back yard, the placement of each chosen with the utmost of aim.
“Arfuably the best backyard reading I have encountered since my days at the kennel. Inspirational. Three poos up, way up!”
Nick enthusiastically encourages this book to be read on Wednesdays. After all, it’s hump day.