Mint Chocolate Crest toothpaste. YES!!!!!
I am taking the mint chocolate trek. Be adventurous they say. I am. Way adventurous. Off the charts adventurous.
My breath smells like a Junior Mint. I am now even more irresistible to the ladies. Chocolate aphrodisiac, babeeeeeee.
The package does contain this disclaimer — Warning Keep out of reach of children under 6 yrs. of age. If more than used for brushing is accidentally swallowed, get medical help or contact a Poison Control Center right away.
Whew. They didn’t say rubbing it all over my body was risky to my health.
There is also a second warning — do not swallow.
And a third — to minimize swallowing use a pea-sized amount in children under 6. IN children under 6.
My mouth tingled as I brushed, the exquisite taste bringing me to a froth as I brushed. Seriously, this stuff tastes really good. Take it from a guy who buys bags of Brachs peppermint nougats at Christmas and whose favorite candies are Junior Mints and York Peppermint patties. I am in heaven. I am going to be brushing my teeth every five minutes, likely until my teeth are just nubs.
Let’s hope the makers of Polident come out with a mint chocolate variety.