Do you hate the time it takes to shop?  Do long lines get you down?  Tired of sluggish numbskulls blocking the aisles with their shopping cart?

Follow these Steve tested tips for satisfied shopping —

  1.  Make a list
  2. Wait for a winter snow storm
  3. Go to the store, preferably after 8 PM

I am smugly smirking at my computer screen as I type this blog entry.  You all should be as good as yours truly.  Tonight, a week’s worth of grocery shopping done in nothing flat — left the house at 8:30, back home by 9:30.  Nothing but me and a few winos warming themselves inside the store.

Go ahead.  Scoff at me.  I dare you to try to beat that.  I should have a grocery store Strava segment.