You, oh person reading my blog, are looking at a weiner…er.. winner of a MAJOR AWARD! I am a regular smart guy, because this was not just some random-pull-the-ticket-out-of-a-hat type of contest. No, this is a prize that yours truly EARNED, my superior effort bringing me the fruit of the sweat of my brain.
You are going to be sooooooo jealous.
The package arrived at my doorstep last Saturday, carefully and wonderfully wrapped in a colorful bubble envelope. Just to clarify, it was not FRA-GEE-LAY. It came from New Jersey, not Italy. With eager anticipation, I carried my booty up the stairs to my condo. I knew what it was. It was a major award, after all.
Jules, of Go Jules Go, a writer/blogger/chipmunk enthusiast flaxen haired wearer of faux mustaches and big glasses, chose me out of millions of entries as the winner of her birthday giveaway — a book. I like books. I like books with pictures. I look books with exceptional illustration. Heck, I like books when they are major awards. That major award book is titled A Day In The Life Of Marlon Bundo.
Clever. I didn’t know anything about the book, but the chance to demonstrate my cleverness is a chance that I relish.
Jules’ rules were this —
Want to win?
All you have to do to enter is leave a comment below by NOON EST on Saturday, April 28th explaining what the world’s best birthday would look like to you. Points awarded for humor, creativity and
ability to compliment me mentioning chipmunks.
I knew I could nail this one.
I am soooooo freaking clever.
Jules spewed. I like making women spew.
And thus, I became a weiner.
Jules is a spectacular wrapper (not by Chance). She included a very cool card, mustaches and all. ‘Tis cool.
Jules indeed is a chipmunk aficionado.
There were no nasty surprises. No white powder. No nude pictures of Donald Trump.
I am honored. I would like to thank all the little people inside my head who made this possible.