I am incredibly infatuated with you, Miss Internet. You look out for me, you entice me with your charms.
And because of you, I am never alone. You help me to feel good about myself by making it oh so easy to discover that there are plenty of screw up doofs just like me. Thanks to search engines. All that I have to do is confess my sin to Google and I see that there are indeed plenty of others with the same affliction.
Take today, for instance, when I typed “2010 VW Key Fob Washing Machine”. 137,000 results. Forums with numerous thread posts involving VW key fobs left in pockets and washed in the laundry, more than one individual confessing that they had performed that operation more than once.
I don’t feel so bad now. Especially since there were many solutions posted to repair the malfunctioning key fobs. Thanks to other industrious miscreants such as myself, I was able to find a cheap fix — a new battery.
Yes, I left the key fob for my VW in the back pocket of my bicycle jersey when I got home last Saturday morning. My ever laundry industrious wife threw the sweat soaked jersey immediately in the washer.
A few minutes later, I wondered why I heard a clunk inside our clothes washer. It didn’t register right away. As a matter of fact, it didn’t register until Nate asked me for a ride to the school. Where was my car key? Oh yeah. Clunk clunk clunk.
The key fob worked until yesterday, when I could no longer use the keyless entry function on my car. Oops.
But it works now, so I am not totally stupid. Only partially stupid am I.
I wish the solution would have been as easy to fix my 64 gig iPod Touch when I dropped it in the toilet. Ouch. I did find out I was not alone then either. Plenty had made the same mistake. Plenty had found out that iPods and water, especially toilet water, are not compatible.
Thanks to the internet, I will never be alone.
bgddyjim said:
Ah, but iAnything in a Lifeproof case IS toilet waterproof. They cost a hundred bucks but I’ve taken underwater videos of my kids swimming with my iPhone.
shenrydafrankmann said:
My son had an Otterbox for a while and it was great for him. My wife just got an iPhone yesterday.. and she should probably invest in a Lifeproof case!
ksbeth said:
i’m thinking you should put waterproof floatation devices on all of your handheld technology. use your dear friend miss internet to look up what nasa uses when landing a space capsule in the ocean.
shenrydafrankmann said:
GOOD IDEA!!!! I have been thinking about putting waterproof floatation devices on my blog with all the wailing and gnashing of teeth that has been on here the past year!
mks1 said:
Miscreants?!?! You’ve been watching Jeopardy again, haven’t you!? Snicker. Snicker.
shenrydafrankmann said:
Listen, little girl, your snickered remarks are just the type of miscreant remark I expect from snot nosed little brats like you. BEHAVE!!!
ddupre315 said:
That’s what you get for buying Apple products…just sayin….buy Android. 😛
shenrydafrankmann said:
I have an Android phone and love it!