I had an evil thought yesterday.
Yes, just one.
Then I thought a little more about what that thought entailed. What it really would have made me was a childish tattletale. I may be childish, but I am no tattletale snitch, no matter who I would be telling on.
Go ahead, stick your tongue out at me. You are rubber and I am glue.
I could play the silly snitch game if I wanted to. The opportunity is there. The object would deserve it. While checking with property management yesterday to see if it would cost me if I kept my daughter’s car in my garage or driveway, I did something that some people don’t do — I checked the condo association rules and answered my own question.
VII. VEHICLE REGULATIONS
A. Residents are provided an easement to a garage for indoor parking and to the adjoining driveway for outdoor parking. Guest parking spaces located throughout the property are primarily for the use of guests. Homeowners are required to use their garages and driveways for parking.
Hold on a second… my nasty downstairs neighbor parks her car in her garage, but her husband parks his truck in a guest parking spot. He leaves her driveway open, probably so he won’t upset her delicate psyche. THEY ARE BREAKING THE RULES!
Those naughty people. Tsk tsk tsk.
The little devil on my shoulder tempted me to say something. After all, she has ratted me out plenty of times in less than two years. She DESERVES it. After all, she continues to bang on her ceiling every time she hears a noise from above, turns on her garbage disposal when she thinks I run my kitchen faucet for too long, steps outside and yells up at me when any or most things annoy her. She DOES DESERVE it.
No, I will not play that game.